1. NOTE: Slight technical difficulty in that my laptops hard-drive decided to malfunction in a terminal kind of way, so I wont be able to post until Christmas when I get a new computer. Stick with me guys?


    I apologise in advance.
    PS, none of the GIFs will ever be mine. Ever. I'm not that good.
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  1. mr-and-mrs-miller:

    cunt-bubbles:

    deep-sea-mermaid:

    oncemoreforluck:

    getsomeice:

    to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

    fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

    Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

    I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

    I hope you get sat on by a cow

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    antopops:

    fyeah-i-like-dat:

    the-laughing-cactus:

    taylor switf - I knew you were trouble (cover by horse)

    you wont believe your ears

    FUCKING DAMMIT

  3. melodiousschemer:

krazykitsune:

oldmanstephanie:

comic-chick:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

tauntaunrider:

krazykitsune:

thorsgoddess:

krazykitsune:

hilliary:



“You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 
I can assure you
the only reason a dress of mine would be pink
is that the blood didn’t come out


HOLY SHIT KATIE


yes hello you rang?

holy shit katie put them down.


nEVER

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Steph, please add your pic of you holding all your assassin’s gear!!

eXCUSE U BOY

YOU CAME
TO
THE
WRONG

NEIGHBORHOOD

MY SISTERS OF THE BROTHERHOOD

ASSEMBLE!

Being a female gamer: you’re doing it right.

    melodiousschemer:

    krazykitsune:

    oldmanstephanie:

    comic-chick:

    thorsgoddess:

    krazykitsune:

    tauntaunrider:

    krazykitsune:

    thorsgoddess:

    krazykitsune:

    hilliary:

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    “You don’t want blood on your your pink Barbie dress” 

    I can assure you

    the only reason a dress of mine would be pink

    is that the blood didn’t come out

    image

    HOLY SHIT KATIE

    image

    yes hello you rang?

    holy shit katie put them down.

    image

    nEVER

    IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

    Steph, please add your pic of you holding all your assassin’s gear!!

    eXCUSE U BOY

    image

    YOU CAME

    TO

    THE

    WRONG

    image

    NEIGHBORHOOD

    MY SISTERS OF THE BROTHERHOOD

    image

    ASSEMBLE!

    Being a female gamer: you’re doing it right.

  4. themenstrualantichrist:

    leightonmeestervevo:

    I cannot FATHOM how Ke$ha never released this true MASTERPIECE

    OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS FOREVER AGO

  5. relahvant:

fuchsimeon:

beccabummie:

all-four-cheekbones:

oldfuckingsport:

iminmypants:

mlletimelord:

castielcampbell:

death-limes:

muffinass:

and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

No one likes Umbridge.

I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

*drops the mic*

Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.
Umbridge is the villain we face every day.

thank you all-four-cheekbones some people on this website need to realise not everything is a matter of sexism or gender discrimination omg

    relahvant:

    fuchsimeon:

    beccabummie:

    all-four-cheekbones:

    oldfuckingsport:

    iminmypants:

    mlletimelord:

    castielcampbell:

    death-limes:

    muffinass:

    and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

    i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

    most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

    No one likes Umbridge.

    I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

    Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

    The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.

    I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.

    But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.

    Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

    *drops the mic*

    Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.

    Umbridge is the villain we face every day.

    thank you all-four-cheekbones some people on this website need to realise not everything is a matter of sexism or gender discrimination omg

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