NOTE: Slight technical difficulty in that my laptops hard-drive decided to malfunction in a terminal kind of way, so I wont be able to post until Christmas when I get a new computer. Stick with me guys?
You'll probably notice that i'll post a lot of disjointed and irrelevant stuff on here. This is a blog that does not obey any sort of pattern or specific fandom. Just a mishmash of whatever I happen to like right now.
I will probably, however, mention Harry Potter, Rizzles, Xena, Faberry, Britanna, Caskett, all things OUaT, all things comic related, equal rights stuff, and any random thing that takes my fancy.
I apologise in advance.
PS, none of the GIFs will ever be mine. Ever. I'm not that good.
England, quick! Time to reclaim the colonies!
i can’t believe the american government got cancelled before glee did
"The Republican party is embarking on another shut-down-the-Government adventure with the promise that they may also try to make the country default on the national debt as well. And this is not the first time they have done this, since losing the White House back in 2008, but it is the first time they are doing it while also publicly tearing each other apart like a bag of blindfolded, hungry weasels who someone dosed with PCP"
- Rachel Maddow, The Rachel Maddow Show, 9/23/2013
Day One - Update 1
Some non-furloughed DoJ employees have begun forming into gangs, reports indicate. Emails sent from the 3rd floor of the Department of Justice’s Pennsylvania Avenue office suggest that the several of the “bullpen”-style sections of open cubicles have banded together, swearing blood oaths to defend their territory and share office supplies.
We reached out to a Program Analyst known to be on the scene.
"It’s not like you choose to join a gang," the analyst told us as he tied a bright red cloth restaurant napkin around his head. "If you are in a bullpen and they form a gang, you’re part of it. You don’t have a choice."
When pressed for more details, he waved the handset of a Cisco VoIP phone at us.
"You know much floor you gotta cross to get to the coffee machine? It’s through Helpdesk territory. You gonna go there alone? I didn’t think so. You threaten their coffee, you better bring some muscle."
"Gangs aren’t what we planned on, but we gotta protect ourselves," he added.
He then opened an air vent on the wall and hooted a series of birdcalls to let his compatriots know he was on his way back to their pen.
Attorney General Eric Holder’s office did not return our calls.
“Neal went on to confess to Mulan that he still loves Emma. That’s probably why he never followed up on what happened to her after she went to the slammer for muling his watches. Even after he learned that she broke the curse and understood his magical backstory, he up and got engaged to another lady. Their romance is truly as idyllic and beautiful as a Ricki Lake segment titled “My Baby Daddy Used Me, Abused Me, and Left Me to Rot In Jail… and Now He Wants Me Back!”
— Lily Sparks, with the most accurate description of SwanFire EVER (via dakota829snow)
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god